Yeah, this is pretty much all true.Shit Chicagoans Say
I live in Milwaukee and I got almost all of these. Probably because I married a FIB. The part with the hot dog and the ketchup made me LOL, I can totally see my husband doing that.
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this is where the last five years of my life went.
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NOW THAT I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION, COULD YOU PLEASE CLEAN MY GOD DAMNED LITTERBOX?
Otters may be cute, but they have poor taste in beer.
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